Okay, maybe only in my dreams. Literally. While I was sleeping last night, I dreamt that a little 1-2 foot high robot over took Walmart, turned the employees into slaves, and captured the public. He was very evil. I think it was Easter time too. And that to complete a scavenger hunt, people had to give children in Walmart a french fry and an ipod. Because they had just had lunch at Wendy's. Yeah...no clue what that has to do with anything...
Anyhow, the really evil robot caused mass chaos in Walmart! And the store was torn apart while people were shopping. Then, to be really sneaky and hide/travel out into the world, the robot turned itself into a silver pendant with a pearl on it. Looks sort of like the one pictured below. Some young woman bought the pendant before it could be hidden and destroyed by the employees (who were excited to have some free will back-afterall, a necklace is not nearly as threatening as a 1-2 foot tall robot. Clearly.). After she bought the pendant, the woman decided to go to the bathroom to try it out. A couple of employees saw her and followed her, and then proceeded to tell her just how ugly they thought the necklace was on her, and how cheap and trashy it looked. Thankfully, the woman had a really low self esteem and decided that there was no way she wanted the necklace any more. The robot/necklace was very angry, but what can you do when you're a piece of jewelry? And that's all I remember.
I posted this story because it keeps popping into my head and creeping me out. I am really glad that there are no Walmarts here, that the necklaces are always made from plants and shells, and that robotic technology is way too advanced for this country where many people still don't even have flushing toilets. However, for all of you in the States, you might want to watch yourself next time you're in Walmart!
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